Winter...Why so much SHADE?

I think my emotions are truly rules but the weather! I'm a winter baby and love a good chill but if it's one thing I hate, it's...

I think my emotions are truly rules but the weather! I'm a winter baby and love a good chill but if it's one thing I hate, it's snow! I truly hate snow! Every year I sit in the great state of  New Jersey and complain about the got damn snow and swear to all the Gods I can think of that this is my last winter dealing with this freaking snow! Yet and still I find myself enduring winter after winter in my home state, my location has yet to change, I've just embraced the winter "stankittude"! 

As you can see my Winter Face isn't the friendliest! 




But when Spring starts to approach I start to get really gitty! Seriously a b*tch starts singing Jay Karan Pendavis songs in the shower, speaking to strangers on the street in NY, yessss honey! Spring give this b*tch LIFE!!!!!!!!!

See my Spring face is serving HAPPINESS for the GAWDS!!!!!!! 

Unfortunately Spring has been being held hotstage by the b*tch Winter this year making me a got damn emotional train wreck... all I want is Spring and Summer... 
But Miss Winter has told all of us "B*tch You'll Gag! 



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